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Week Five – SEC 2015 - Saturday
South Carolina Gamecocks (3 pt DOG) @ Missouri Tigers....
The Gamecocks offensive line is so “Fat”; when they eat a bowl of cereal they got a lifeguard on duty!!!
In 2003 Disney Studios brought you a movie classic “Finding NEMO”. In 2015 Dizzy Spurrier brings you the football classic “Finding NUNEZ”. At 6’3” 210 and running like a deer; South Carolina’s offense just got a breath of fresh air. Lorenzo is young and will have to learn on the fly but he looks like an SEC QB. You think Missouri has struggled to find some offense this year? Wait until you see them play without their best offensive weapon. QB Maty Mauk will be suspended for this game for breaking team rules. Unfortunately for the Tigers, this loss will also suspend any chances of them winning. The Tiger’s defense keeps it close but the young South Carolina QB and Gamecock defensive front get it done……..Gamecocks win and pocket the points 21-20!!!
#13 Alabama Crimson Tide (2 pt DOG) @ #8 Georgia Bulldogs....
The Tide’s offensive line is sooooooo “FAT”; their team photo was taken by aerial photography!!!
On paper the Bulldogs should win this game. They got RB Nick Chubb gobbling up 100 yard games like Lays Potato Chips----- I Bet You Can't Eat Just One!!! QB Greyson Lambert is completing passes at over 75% and already has 7 TDs YTD. Also, Sanford Stadium will be “Loud-n-Proud” with 93,000 screaming bulldog faithful. On the other hand, you got Coach Dick Satan and a hungry herd of Alabama Elephants ready to “romp, tromp and stomp” anything in their way back to the national spotlight. Bama’s defense is built to stop a powerful running game like Georgia. Plus, the Tide will not have 5 turnovers in this game like they did against Ole Miss, I promise you! QB Jake Coker manages the game effectively and Derrick Henry puts up Heisman numbers on Georgia. The Tide rolls and pockets the points 31-28!!!
San José State Spartans (20.5 pt DOG) @ Auburn Tigers....
The Tiger’s offensive line is sooooooo “FAT”; when they step on the scales, it says “To Be Continued”!!!
Auburn has opted to stay with QB Sean White despite the loss to Miss State last week. He was able to move the offense more effectively but came up short. New quarterback but same problems!!! Auburn needs a blow out to get their confidence back. That won’t happen against this San José State team. Tigers win but do not cover 27-24!!!
#3 Ole Miss Rebels (7 pt FAV) @ #25 Florida Gators....
The Rebel’s offensive line is sooooooooooooo “FAT”; when they go camping the bears hide their food!!!
The Swamp is damp but it sure ain’t flooded. Alligators need a lot of water to “thrive and survive”. The Rebels will be thirsty for a convincing win this week to prove that last week’s slug fest with Vanderbilt was just a one game performance fluke. There’s only enough water for one team to survive and DT Robert Nkemdiche will be bringing plenty of thirst when he shows up to face an already depleted Gator offensive line. Add in the fact the Gators have been struggling all week with the flu; I like the Rebels!!! Rebels win and cover 31-20!!!
Arkansas Razorbacks (7 pt DOG) @ Tennessee Volunteers….
The Razorbacks offensive line is soooooo “FAT”; they get sexually aroused watching the food channel!!!
Do you smell that??? Can ya???? Ahhhhh, oh yes!!! It’s the smell of desperation. Both teams desperately need a win this weekend but none greater than the Razorbacks. Everyone knows a Razorback is ruthless and dangerous when backed into a corner. There is absolutely no escape in this game with Tennessee. If Hawgs don’t win this weekend they can hang up their hopes of playing in a bowl game at the end of year. There’s no way they can get to six wins with who’s remaining on their schedule. QB Brandon Allen is on a 3,000 yard passing pace and RB Alex Collins is on a 1,000 yard rushing pace. Early key player injuries have forced the Hawgs to shuffle players around and I think they have finally stabilized. The Volunteers seem to be better as a team but have yet to prove they can close the deal on the field!!! Razorbacks win and pocket the points 24-21!!!
Eastern Michigan Eagles (45 pt DOG) @ #9 LSU Tigers....
The Tiger’s offensive line is so “FAT”; when they wear yellow pants, kids come running to the bus stop!!!
This game is all about being focused when playing a lesser opponent. Expect a completed domination of the Eagles of Eastern Michigan. The Tigers will feed their big Siberian, Leonard Fournette, plenty of raw meat in this game. Leonard Fournette should easily surpass 200 rushing yards in this game; probably before halftime!!! Expect to see more passes from QB Brandon Harris. The LSU Tigers will have to be a more balanced offensive team going forward; to make any serious runs at a National Championship!!! Tigers win and cover 52-6!!!
Vanderbilt Commodores (2 pt DOG) @ Middle Tennessee Blue Raiders....
The Dore’s offensive line is so “FAT”; they fell over and rocked themselves to sleep trying to get back up!!!
The Blue Raiders of Middle Tennessee will be flying high this weekend when they host SEC opponent Vanderbilt this coming Saturday. Anytime a C-USA team gets a chance to play, and have a realistic chance of knocking off, an SEC opponent you’re going to smell some “HYPE” up in the air. It’s basically a “David vs. Goliath” matchup with nothing to lose for the Blue Raiders. Middle Tennessee Head Coach Rick Stockstill went with his true freshman QB Brent Stockstill over his junior QB Austin Grammer at the start of the season for two good reasons. ONE-Stockstill is the better passer and TWO------- it’s his son!!! His son ain’t no joke though; he’s on a 3,000+yards passing pace season with already 12 TDs. Vandy looked like they could play with anybody last week when they narrowly lost to #3Ole Miss on the road. The Commodores are one of the few teams in the country that seem to actually perform better when they are on the road versus playing at home……Commodores win and pocket the points 21-20!!!
Eastern Kentucky Colonels (20.5 pt DOG) @ Kentucky Wildcats....
The Wildcats offensive line is soooooo “FAT”; they thought the first 3 letters of the alphabet was KFC!!!
Well, well, well, well, look who just won another conference game over a “RANKED” opponent. The Wildcats starved off Missouri last week to capture their biggest win of the season. They are thinking “should’ve, would’ve, could’ve” after giving away the Florida game. But, that’s water under the bridge now. The Wildcats must now focus on task at hand. Slapping around the Colonels of Eastern Kentucky!!!......Wildcats win and cover 35-14!!!
#21 Mississippi State Bulldogs (7 pt DOG) @ #14 Texas A&M Aggies....
The Bulldog offensive line is soooo “FAT”; every time they walk on Kyle Field with cleats, they strike oil!!!
Contain Aggies QB Kyle Allen and WR Christian Kirk and Josh Reynolds and you control the Aggies’s fate. Contain Dak Prescott and Bulldogs WR Fred Ross and DeRunnya Wilson and you control the Dawg’s fate.
Which defense is better suited??? Aggies have DL Myles Garrett and Daeshon Hall up front and lead SEC in total sacks. Bulldogs DL A.J. Jefferson and LB Richie Brown are right behind these guys on the sack list but with better numbers on total tackles. And in the secondary, Aggies DB Donovan Wilson ranks third in the SEC in interceptions with Bulldogs DB Will Redmond right on his heels. These teams are very evenly matched. The “12th Man” home field advantage certainly seems like a plus but the Aggies are 0-5 against ranked opponents at home since Coach Sumlin’s arrival. I think the “Back2Back”road game grind for the Bulldogs may be the difference in this game. Plus, there’s no Josh Robinsons in the backfield!!!.......Aggies win but do not cover 30-28!!!
End of Week Five
JIMBO's FREE SEC COLLEGE FOOTBALL PICKS
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**************Results after Week Four**************
****Week Four Results****
Winners 7 out of 9 Picked (Straight up) 77.78%
Winners 2 out of 8 Picked (Against the Spread) 25% (*side note*)
****YTD Results****
Winners 36 out of 43 Picked (Straight up) 83.72%
Winners 25 out of 41 Picked (Against the Spread) 60.98%
*Side Notes - Week Four*
Texas A&M-Arkansas game was a PUSH ATS (Tie based on Vegas spread
"With advice this bad, you have to give it away!!!"
Week Five – SEC 2015 - Saturday
South Carolina Gamecocks (3 pt DOG) @ Missouri Tigers....
The Gamecocks offensive line is so “Fat”; when they eat a bowl of cereal they got a lifeguard on duty!!!
In 2003 Disney Studios brought you a movie classic “Finding NEMO”. In 2015 Dizzy Spurrier brings you the football classic “Finding NUNEZ”. At 6’3” 210 and running like a deer; South Carolina’s offense just got a breath of fresh air. Lorenzo is young and will have to learn on the fly but he looks like an SEC QB. You think Missouri has struggled to find some offense this year? Wait until you see them play without their best offensive weapon. QB Maty Mauk will be suspended for this game for breaking team rules. Unfortunately for the Tigers, this loss will also suspend any chances of them winning. The Tiger’s defense keeps it close but the young South Carolina QB and Gamecock defensive front get it done……..Gamecocks win and pocket the points 21-20!!!
#13 Alabama Crimson Tide (2 pt DOG) @ #8 Georgia Bulldogs....
The Tide’s offensive line is sooooooo “FAT”; their team photo was taken by aerial photography!!!
On paper the Bulldogs should win this game. They got RB Nick Chubb gobbling up 100 yard games like Lays Potato Chips----- I Bet You Can't Eat Just One!!! QB Greyson Lambert is completing passes at over 75% and already has 7 TDs YTD. Also, Sanford Stadium will be “Loud-n-Proud” with 93,000 screaming bulldog faithful. On the other hand, you got Coach Dick Satan and a hungry herd of Alabama Elephants ready to “romp, tromp and stomp” anything in their way back to the national spotlight. Bama’s defense is built to stop a powerful running game like Georgia. Plus, the Tide will not have 5 turnovers in this game like they did against Ole Miss, I promise you! QB Jake Coker manages the game effectively and Derrick Henry puts up Heisman numbers on Georgia. The Tide rolls and pockets the points 31-28!!!
San José State Spartans (20.5 pt DOG) @ Auburn Tigers....
The Tiger’s offensive line is sooooooo “FAT”; when they step on the scales, it says “To Be Continued”!!!
Auburn has opted to stay with QB Sean White despite the loss to Miss State last week. He was able to move the offense more effectively but came up short. New quarterback but same problems!!! Auburn needs a blow out to get their confidence back. That won’t happen against this San José State team. Tigers win but do not cover 27-24!!!
#3 Ole Miss Rebels (7 pt FAV) @ #25 Florida Gators....
The Rebel’s offensive line is sooooooooooooo “FAT”; when they go camping the bears hide their food!!!
The Swamp is damp but it sure ain’t flooded. Alligators need a lot of water to “thrive and survive”. The Rebels will be thirsty for a convincing win this week to prove that last week’s slug fest with Vanderbilt was just a one game performance fluke. There’s only enough water for one team to survive and DT Robert Nkemdiche will be bringing plenty of thirst when he shows up to face an already depleted Gator offensive line. Add in the fact the Gators have been struggling all week with the flu; I like the Rebels!!! Rebels win and cover 31-20!!!
Arkansas Razorbacks (7 pt DOG) @ Tennessee Volunteers….
The Razorbacks offensive line is soooooo “FAT”; they get sexually aroused watching the food channel!!!
Do you smell that??? Can ya???? Ahhhhh, oh yes!!! It’s the smell of desperation. Both teams desperately need a win this weekend but none greater than the Razorbacks. Everyone knows a Razorback is ruthless and dangerous when backed into a corner. There is absolutely no escape in this game with Tennessee. If Hawgs don’t win this weekend they can hang up their hopes of playing in a bowl game at the end of year. There’s no way they can get to six wins with who’s remaining on their schedule. QB Brandon Allen is on a 3,000 yard passing pace and RB Alex Collins is on a 1,000 yard rushing pace. Early key player injuries have forced the Hawgs to shuffle players around and I think they have finally stabilized. The Volunteers seem to be better as a team but have yet to prove they can close the deal on the field!!! Razorbacks win and pocket the points 24-21!!!
Eastern Michigan Eagles (45 pt DOG) @ #9 LSU Tigers....
The Tiger’s offensive line is so “FAT”; when they wear yellow pants, kids come running to the bus stop!!!
This game is all about being focused when playing a lesser opponent. Expect a completed domination of the Eagles of Eastern Michigan. The Tigers will feed their big Siberian, Leonard Fournette, plenty of raw meat in this game. Leonard Fournette should easily surpass 200 rushing yards in this game; probably before halftime!!! Expect to see more passes from QB Brandon Harris. The LSU Tigers will have to be a more balanced offensive team going forward; to make any serious runs at a National Championship!!! Tigers win and cover 52-6!!!
Vanderbilt Commodores (2 pt DOG) @ Middle Tennessee Blue Raiders....
The Dore’s offensive line is so “FAT”; they fell over and rocked themselves to sleep trying to get back up!!!
The Blue Raiders of Middle Tennessee will be flying high this weekend when they host SEC opponent Vanderbilt this coming Saturday. Anytime a C-USA team gets a chance to play, and have a realistic chance of knocking off, an SEC opponent you’re going to smell some “HYPE” up in the air. It’s basically a “David vs. Goliath” matchup with nothing to lose for the Blue Raiders. Middle Tennessee Head Coach Rick Stockstill went with his true freshman QB Brent Stockstill over his junior QB Austin Grammer at the start of the season for two good reasons. ONE-Stockstill is the better passer and TWO------- it’s his son!!! His son ain’t no joke though; he’s on a 3,000+yards passing pace season with already 12 TDs. Vandy looked like they could play with anybody last week when they narrowly lost to #3Ole Miss on the road. The Commodores are one of the few teams in the country that seem to actually perform better when they are on the road versus playing at home……Commodores win and pocket the points 21-20!!!
Eastern Kentucky Colonels (20.5 pt DOG) @ Kentucky Wildcats....
The Wildcats offensive line is soooooo “FAT”; they thought the first 3 letters of the alphabet was KFC!!!
Well, well, well, well, look who just won another conference game over a “RANKED” opponent. The Wildcats starved off Missouri last week to capture their biggest win of the season. They are thinking “should’ve, would’ve, could’ve” after giving away the Florida game. But, that’s water under the bridge now. The Wildcats must now focus on task at hand. Slapping around the Colonels of Eastern Kentucky!!!......Wildcats win and cover 35-14!!!
#21 Mississippi State Bulldogs (7 pt DOG) @ #14 Texas A&M Aggies....
The Bulldog offensive line is soooo “FAT”; every time they walk on Kyle Field with cleats, they strike oil!!!
Contain Aggies QB Kyle Allen and WR Christian Kirk and Josh Reynolds and you control the Aggies’s fate. Contain Dak Prescott and Bulldogs WR Fred Ross and DeRunnya Wilson and you control the Dawg’s fate.
Which defense is better suited??? Aggies have DL Myles Garrett and Daeshon Hall up front and lead SEC in total sacks. Bulldogs DL A.J. Jefferson and LB Richie Brown are right behind these guys on the sack list but with better numbers on total tackles. And in the secondary, Aggies DB Donovan Wilson ranks third in the SEC in interceptions with Bulldogs DB Will Redmond right on his heels. These teams are very evenly matched. The “12th Man” home field advantage certainly seems like a plus but the Aggies are 0-5 against ranked opponents at home since Coach Sumlin’s arrival. I think the “Back2Back”road game grind for the Bulldogs may be the difference in this game. Plus, there’s no Josh Robinsons in the backfield!!!.......Aggies win but do not cover 30-28!!!
End of Week Five
JIMBO's FREE SEC COLLEGE FOOTBALL PICKS
"With advice this bad, you have to give it away!!!"
**************Results after Week Four**************
****Week Four Results****
Winners 7 out of 9 Picked (Straight up) 77.78%
Winners 2 out of 8 Picked (Against the Spread) 25% (*side note*)
****YTD Results****
Winners 36 out of 43 Picked (Straight up) 83.72%
Winners 25 out of 41 Picked (Against the Spread) 60.98%
*Side Notes - Week Four*
Texas A&M-Arkansas game was a PUSH ATS (Tie based on Vegas spread
