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Week Three – SEC 2015- Saturday
Connecticut Huskies (21.5 pt DOG) @ #22 Missouri Tigers….
Every time I see the word Huskies I think of “at kid” clothes and not sled pulling dogs. As a former “fat kid” I never got to wear the skinny animal clothes that were offered at JC Penney’s. Anyone remember the clothes line “Garanimals”? I was always stuck wearing those dang Elephant, Rhino and Hippo clothes!!! Only the “skinny kids” got to wear the cool Lion, Tiger and Giraffe pants and shirts!!!....Well, this week Tigers QB Maty Mauk, which happens to be skinny, will be breaking out his new pair of Cheetah pants as his runs past the Huskies of Connecticut. He’s averaging over 200yards per game in total yardage so far this season plus averaging 2.5 TDs per game. After a “slow and rusty” start for the Missouri Tigers in 2015, I fully expect the Tigers of Missouri to come into this game hungry and by halftime they should be feasting on some Husky meat. The Tigers will be so stuffed with Huskies by the end of the game; they will need to find their favorite recliner and slip on a pair of their most comfortable “fat kid” Hippo sweat pants!!!........Tigers win but do not cover 35-14!!!
Nevada Wolf Pack (33.5 pt DOG) @ # 16 Texas A&M Aggies….
Wolves like to run in packs so they have the advantage when they attack and move in for the kill. But this pack won’t be big enough to corral all the Aggies running “Loose-n-Wild” on them this weekend. This Texas A&M’s offense is “Taylor Made” for Nevada’s defense. This Wolf Pack offense has been steady pouring TDs in a bucket the last two games but they can’t seem to keep pace with all the leaking holes the defense keeps making in the bucket. They gave up almost 350 yards offense to UC Davis in week one (WTF???). And last week, they gave up 570yards to Arizona!!! (Ouch!!!) Expect Aggie QB Kyle “insert nickname of choice” Allen and WR Speedy Noil to “show-up”, “blow-up” and “run-up” the score!!!...........Aggies win and cover 55-20!!!
#6 Auburn Tigers (6.5 pt DOG) @ #14 LSU Tigers….
I really, really like the Tigers in this game!!!...So, which one???...Well, one of these Tigers is roaring and the other one is meowing!!! One earned his stripes last week and the other one; well let’s just say he got striped last week!….The last two weeks hasn’t been the start that Auburn imagined but the results have been. Auburn is lucky that QB Jeremy Johnson’s bad “decision making” hasn’t cost them a game yet. QB Jeremy Johnson’s “decision making “ to know when it’s alright to throw away a football may be as bad as Hilliard Clinton’s “decision making” when it comes to knowing when it’s alright to throw away an email! Already thin in the secondary, Auburn’s problems continue to mount; they lost their starting CB Joshua Holsey to a torn ACL last weekend. To make things worse, they have to travel to Baton Rouge this Saturday to face a legit top 5 defensive front that limited Miss State to only 43 yards rushing last week. The LSU Tigers have a Lion at running back. So, how good is RB Leonard Fournette? He’s 6’1” 230lbs and squats over 600lbs, runs a 4.3 40 and can cut on a dime……He’s good!!!...”Playing on Sundays” good!!! Expect the soph. running back to “blow up and go up” on this Auburn defense. But, don’t be surprised if you see QB Brandon Harris have his coming out party this week!!! Bayou Bengals win and cover 34-24!!!
Northwestern State Demons (35 pt DOG) @ Mississippi State Bulldogs….
All I can say is; Hey Demons!!! Prepare to get the “HELL” beat out of ya!!! After a heartbreaker in StarkVegas last weekend, the Bulldogs will be jumpin’ to lay down a thumpin’!!! Unfortunately for the Demons of Northwestern State, they’ll be the victims of their circumstance. After the LSU game, it’s abundantly clear, Dak can’t block for himself and Coach Mullen needs to find some type of running game before traveling to Auburn if he expects to compete in the SEC WEST. So, expect the Bulldogs to work in a couple of their young puppies at running backs, Dontavian Lee and Aeris Williams. Defensively the Bulldogs looked great in the fourth quarter of the LSU game but at times looked porous in the 1st half. They will need that same fourth quarter effort in every quarter of every game if they are to have a successful season this year……This week’s game is strictly for waxin’ and polishin’ the ole Dak-moblie!!! Bulldogs win and cover 48-10!!!
Austin Peay Governors (35 pt DOG) @ Vanderbilt Commodores….
The Governors lost to Southern Miss 52-6 last week. And the Commodores, they lost at home to Western Kentucky week one. Both teams are coming into this game with an impressive 0-2 losing record!!! (Yippee) SOooooooo, somebody’s gonna have to win this week whether they want to or not!!! In this Toilet Bowl Classic matchup I expect the Commodores to rise up and be the crème on the crap and take home that coveted “Stained Haines” award…lolll....Ok, I’ll cut Vanderbilt some slack for losing to Georgia but it’s obvious at this point that they lack a running game and depth on the defensive line. With that being said, this week should not be a problem……..The ‘Dores will dominate in this game!!! Not even Vandy will be able to pull a Vandy in this game!!!....Commodores win but do not cover 42-10!!!
"With advice this bad, you have to give it away!!!"
Week Three – SEC 2015- Saturday
Connecticut Huskies (21.5 pt DOG) @ #22 Missouri Tigers….
Every time I see the word Huskies I think of “at kid” clothes and not sled pulling dogs. As a former “fat kid” I never got to wear the skinny animal clothes that were offered at JC Penney’s. Anyone remember the clothes line “Garanimals”? I was always stuck wearing those dang Elephant, Rhino and Hippo clothes!!! Only the “skinny kids” got to wear the cool Lion, Tiger and Giraffe pants and shirts!!!....Well, this week Tigers QB Maty Mauk, which happens to be skinny, will be breaking out his new pair of Cheetah pants as his runs past the Huskies of Connecticut. He’s averaging over 200yards per game in total yardage so far this season plus averaging 2.5 TDs per game. After a “slow and rusty” start for the Missouri Tigers in 2015, I fully expect the Tigers of Missouri to come into this game hungry and by halftime they should be feasting on some Husky meat. The Tigers will be so stuffed with Huskies by the end of the game; they will need to find their favorite recliner and slip on a pair of their most comfortable “fat kid” Hippo sweat pants!!!........Tigers win but do not cover 35-14!!!
Nevada Wolf Pack (33.5 pt DOG) @ # 16 Texas A&M Aggies….
Wolves like to run in packs so they have the advantage when they attack and move in for the kill. But this pack won’t be big enough to corral all the Aggies running “Loose-n-Wild” on them this weekend. This Texas A&M’s offense is “Taylor Made” for Nevada’s defense. This Wolf Pack offense has been steady pouring TDs in a bucket the last two games but they can’t seem to keep pace with all the leaking holes the defense keeps making in the bucket. They gave up almost 350 yards offense to UC Davis in week one (WTF???). And last week, they gave up 570yards to Arizona!!! (Ouch!!!) Expect Aggie QB Kyle “insert nickname of choice” Allen and WR Speedy Noil to “show-up”, “blow-up” and “run-up” the score!!!...........Aggies win and cover 55-20!!!
#6 Auburn Tigers (6.5 pt DOG) @ #14 LSU Tigers….
I really, really like the Tigers in this game!!!...So, which one???...Well, one of these Tigers is roaring and the other one is meowing!!! One earned his stripes last week and the other one; well let’s just say he got striped last week!….The last two weeks hasn’t been the start that Auburn imagined but the results have been. Auburn is lucky that QB Jeremy Johnson’s bad “decision making” hasn’t cost them a game yet. QB Jeremy Johnson’s “decision making “ to know when it’s alright to throw away a football may be as bad as Hilliard Clinton’s “decision making” when it comes to knowing when it’s alright to throw away an email! Already thin in the secondary, Auburn’s problems continue to mount; they lost their starting CB Joshua Holsey to a torn ACL last weekend. To make things worse, they have to travel to Baton Rouge this Saturday to face a legit top 5 defensive front that limited Miss State to only 43 yards rushing last week. The LSU Tigers have a Lion at running back. So, how good is RB Leonard Fournette? He’s 6’1” 230lbs and squats over 600lbs, runs a 4.3 40 and can cut on a dime……He’s good!!!...”Playing on Sundays” good!!! Expect the soph. running back to “blow up and go up” on this Auburn defense. But, don’t be surprised if you see QB Brandon Harris have his coming out party this week!!! Bayou Bengals win and cover 34-24!!!
Northwestern State Demons (35 pt DOG) @ Mississippi State Bulldogs….
All I can say is; Hey Demons!!! Prepare to get the “HELL” beat out of ya!!! After a heartbreaker in StarkVegas last weekend, the Bulldogs will be jumpin’ to lay down a thumpin’!!! Unfortunately for the Demons of Northwestern State, they’ll be the victims of their circumstance. After the LSU game, it’s abundantly clear, Dak can’t block for himself and Coach Mullen needs to find some type of running game before traveling to Auburn if he expects to compete in the SEC WEST. So, expect the Bulldogs to work in a couple of their young puppies at running backs, Dontavian Lee and Aeris Williams. Defensively the Bulldogs looked great in the fourth quarter of the LSU game but at times looked porous in the 1st half. They will need that same fourth quarter effort in every quarter of every game if they are to have a successful season this year……This week’s game is strictly for waxin’ and polishin’ the ole Dak-moblie!!! Bulldogs win and cover 48-10!!!
Austin Peay Governors (35 pt DOG) @ Vanderbilt Commodores….
The Governors lost to Southern Miss 52-6 last week. And the Commodores, they lost at home to Western Kentucky week one. Both teams are coming into this game with an impressive 0-2 losing record!!! (Yippee) SOooooooo, somebody’s gonna have to win this week whether they want to or not!!! In this Toilet Bowl Classic matchup I expect the Commodores to rise up and be the crème on the crap and take home that coveted “Stained Haines” award…lolll....Ok, I’ll cut Vanderbilt some slack for losing to Georgia but it’s obvious at this point that they lack a running game and depth on the defensive line. With that being said, this week should not be a problem……..The ‘Dores will dominate in this game!!! Not even Vandy will be able to pull a Vandy in this game!!!....Commodores win but do not cover 42-10!!!