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Week Twelve – SEC 2015 - Saturday
Florida Atlantic Owls (31pt DOG) @ #8 Florida Gators....
The receivers are so skinny at Florida Atlantic that they have to wear a belt on their socks!!!
We now know that Florida will be representing the EAST in the SEC championship game. These last two non-conference games will be the last chance for the Gators to get the kinks worked out on offense before facing Bama in ATL. But, we all know that this Florida team is all about the defense!!!......Cause you know;
It’s all about that “D”, ‘Bout that “D”, no Offense!!!
It’s all about that “D”, ‘Bout that “D”, no Offense!!!……............................I’mmm bringing Tackle back!!!
Gators win but do not cover 38-10!!!
The Citadel Bulldogs (20pt DOG) @ South Carolina Gamecocks....
The receivers are so skinny at The Citadel that they have to jump around in the shower just to get wet!!!
As far as the Gamecocks goes, QB Perry Orth needs only to get the ball to RB Brandon Wilds and WR Pharoh Cooper to win this game. This should be a fairly easy task. And Coach Shawn Elliott need only win this game and beat Clemson to remove the word “interim” from his job title--interim head coach!!! This will “NOT” be an easy task!!! No worries this week coach Elliott; save your worries for next week!!!
Gamecocks win and cover 38-14!!!
#15 LSU Tigers (6.5pt DOG) @ #22 Ole Miss Rebels....
The receivers are so skinny at LSU that their football pants have only one belt loop!!!
Wellllllll, it’s no secret!!! Stop RB Leonard Fournette, or hold him under a 100yards rushing, and you’ll probably beat the LSU Tigers. Ole Miss has the defensive front to slow down RB Fournette plus has all the weapons on offensive to beat LSU. But, the 24,000 dollar question is; can the Tigers be balanced on offense. The Rebels have struggled with every team they’ve played this year that has had a balanced offensive attack. So, can LSU’s QB Brandon Harris beat the Rebels with his arm??? The answer is---Yes; if he gets hot, which he has “NOT”, all year!!! At this point in the season I think we all know by now that Brandon Harris isn’t going to beat you unless you decide to pull all your defensive backs off the field!!! Rebels win but do not cover 28-24!!!
Idaho Vandals (34pt DOG) @ Auburn Tigers....
The receivers are so skinny at Idaho that if you arm tackle them you’ll get a paper cut!!!
The Tigers become bowl eligible this weekend with win number six!!! Congrats!!!(In advance) But, make no bones about it; it won’t be the post-season bowl game that gets the heart of these Tigers pumping. Nope, it’s the IRON Bowl that that makes this team’s blood boil!!! These Tigers may become bowl eligible in the post-season but there’s only one bowl game they care about at this point; and that’s the “2015 BEAT ALABAMA BOWL”(aka------the IRON Bowl).......Tigers win but do not cover 45-14!!!
Charleston Southern Buccaneers (38.5pt DOG) @ #2 Alabama Crimson Tide....
The receivers are so skinny at Charleston Southern that their jocks fit better backwards!!!
9-1 Charleston Southern takes on 9-1 Alabama……Yeaaaaaa, don’t get too excited!!! You’ve plenty of finger nails left to bite after this game!!! This game was over when they scheduled it. Expect Coach Dick Satan to be at full throttle by the 2nd Q!!! He’ll want his starters resting up for the Auburn game in the second half. Unfortunately, for the Buccaneers; Alabama’s second team is probably the second best team in the SEC. Give me a “B”, Give me a “L”, Give me a “O”, Give me a “W”, Give me another “O”, Give me a “U”, Give me a “T”; what’s it’s spell???....blow out...What???...Blow Out...LOUDER…BLOW OUT!!!
The Tide rolls and covers 48-7!!!
Mississippi State Bulldogs (4pt DOG) @ Arkansas Razorbacks....
The receivers are so skinny at Mississippi State if they wear dreadlocks they have to hide from the janitor when he starts mopping!!! At this time of year, teams are either rising, falling or sitting stagnant and this Arkansas team is definitely on the rise. The Bulldogs obvious lack of depth on the offensive line due to injury and/or inexperience was abundantly clear last weekend against Alabama. The task this weekend doesn’t get any easier for the Bulldogs defense or Mr. Prescott because Arkansas is basically, Alabama Lite!!! Arkansas is balanced, peaking and hitting on all cylinders!!! With the way they’re playing right now; the only team in the SEC that’s probably capable of beating the Hawgs is; Alabama!!!.....Razorbacks win and cover 35-28!!!
Georgia Southern Eagles (13.5pt DOG) @ Georgia Bulldogs....
The receivers are so skinny at Georgia Southern that they got Ethiopians sending them food aid!!!
If Coach Richt expects to get to 9 wins this season with a chance to win his 10th in a bowl game; he’s going to have to earn it the old fashion way!!! The Eagles use to be a “Gimme Game”; but not this year!
Georgia Southern was supposed to be the wishbone prep game before the Bulldogs faced the Yellow Jackets of Georgia Tech!!! But the offense at Georgia Southern has shifted from a true wishbone to more of a “pistol-spread” attack under new coach Willie Fritz which will be a new look and a new challenge for the Dawgs!!! Georgia showed some life last weekend by going to Auburn and snatching a win from the Tigers at Jordan-Hare. I think that win will carry them in this game. The Dawgs will struggle early in this game to stop the Eagles; but they eventually settle down and start playing disciple football…Dawgs win and cover 31-14!!!
Tennessee Volunteers (7pt FAV) @ Missouri Tigers....
The receivers are so skinny at Missouri that they use Chapstick for deodorant!!!
The BIG question in this game; will the inspirational win over BYU carry over for the Tigers this week??? If the Missouri Tigers can pull off the upset against Tennessee; they will have become bowl eligible in all three years since their inception into the SEC. So, can the Tigers beat the Vols??? The short answer-NO!!!.....The long answer NOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Volunteers win and cover 20-10!!!
Texas A&M Aggies (6.5pt FAV) @ Vanderbilt Commodores....
The receivers are so skinny at Vanderbilt that they got panamas with only one stripe on them!!!
The defense at Vandy is Dandy but the offense at Vandy is Candys!!! The defense is capable of holding their opponents to 10pts, but with this Commodores offense; that might not be enough!!! The good news for the Aggies is; the Aggies got QB Kyle Allen back on the field last week and he was 6 for 6 for 88yards and a TD!!! He’s back and he appears to be healthy. That’s huge for this Aggies “O”. The ‘Dores appears to have found new life on offense with freshman QB Kyle Shurmur but this week he’ll have to perform with DE Myles Garrett “All up in his GRILL”!!!.......................Aggies win and cover 27-17!!!
Charlotte 49ers (24pt DOG) @ Kentucky Wildcats....
The receivers are so skinny at Charlotte that the numbers on their jerseys touch!!!
Anytime you get a chance to play a team that’s giving up 35pts a game on average; it’s probably going to be a good day at the ole ball field. Charlotte is on an 8 game losing streak and this week will make 9!!! The Wildcats desperately need two more wins to become bowl eligible. Their last bowl appearance was back in 2010! This game should set them up for an “All the Marbles-Bowl Eligible” finale against instate rivalry Louisville. The “Low-down” before the “Show-down”!!!....Wildcats win and cover 38-13!!!
End of Week Twelve
JIMBO's FREE SEC COLLEGE FOOTBALL PICKS
"With advice this bad, you have to give it away!!!"
**************Results after Week Eleven**************
****Week Eleven Results****
Winners 4 out of 8 Picked (Straight up) 50%
Winners 2 out of 8 Picked (Against the Spread) 25%
****YTD Results****
Winners 73 out of 92 Picked (Straight up) 79.35%
Winners 47 out of 90 Picked (Against the Spread) 52.22%
Mr. Jimbo
"With advice this bad, you have to give it away!!!"
Week Twelve – SEC 2015 - Saturday
Florida Atlantic Owls (31pt DOG) @ #8 Florida Gators....
The receivers are so skinny at Florida Atlantic that they have to wear a belt on their socks!!!
We now know that Florida will be representing the EAST in the SEC championship game. These last two non-conference games will be the last chance for the Gators to get the kinks worked out on offense before facing Bama in ATL. But, we all know that this Florida team is all about the defense!!!......Cause you know;
It’s all about that “D”, ‘Bout that “D”, no Offense!!!
It’s all about that “D”, ‘Bout that “D”, no Offense!!!……............................I’mmm bringing Tackle back!!!
Gators win but do not cover 38-10!!!
The Citadel Bulldogs (20pt DOG) @ South Carolina Gamecocks....
The receivers are so skinny at The Citadel that they have to jump around in the shower just to get wet!!!
As far as the Gamecocks goes, QB Perry Orth needs only to get the ball to RB Brandon Wilds and WR Pharoh Cooper to win this game. This should be a fairly easy task. And Coach Shawn Elliott need only win this game and beat Clemson to remove the word “interim” from his job title--interim head coach!!! This will “NOT” be an easy task!!! No worries this week coach Elliott; save your worries for next week!!!
Gamecocks win and cover 38-14!!!
#15 LSU Tigers (6.5pt DOG) @ #22 Ole Miss Rebels....
The receivers are so skinny at LSU that their football pants have only one belt loop!!!
Wellllllll, it’s no secret!!! Stop RB Leonard Fournette, or hold him under a 100yards rushing, and you’ll probably beat the LSU Tigers. Ole Miss has the defensive front to slow down RB Fournette plus has all the weapons on offensive to beat LSU. But, the 24,000 dollar question is; can the Tigers be balanced on offense. The Rebels have struggled with every team they’ve played this year that has had a balanced offensive attack. So, can LSU’s QB Brandon Harris beat the Rebels with his arm??? The answer is---Yes; if he gets hot, which he has “NOT”, all year!!! At this point in the season I think we all know by now that Brandon Harris isn’t going to beat you unless you decide to pull all your defensive backs off the field!!! Rebels win but do not cover 28-24!!!
Idaho Vandals (34pt DOG) @ Auburn Tigers....
The receivers are so skinny at Idaho that if you arm tackle them you’ll get a paper cut!!!
The Tigers become bowl eligible this weekend with win number six!!! Congrats!!!(In advance) But, make no bones about it; it won’t be the post-season bowl game that gets the heart of these Tigers pumping. Nope, it’s the IRON Bowl that that makes this team’s blood boil!!! These Tigers may become bowl eligible in the post-season but there’s only one bowl game they care about at this point; and that’s the “2015 BEAT ALABAMA BOWL”(aka------the IRON Bowl).......Tigers win but do not cover 45-14!!!
Charleston Southern Buccaneers (38.5pt DOG) @ #2 Alabama Crimson Tide....
The receivers are so skinny at Charleston Southern that their jocks fit better backwards!!!
9-1 Charleston Southern takes on 9-1 Alabama……Yeaaaaaa, don’t get too excited!!! You’ve plenty of finger nails left to bite after this game!!! This game was over when they scheduled it. Expect Coach Dick Satan to be at full throttle by the 2nd Q!!! He’ll want his starters resting up for the Auburn game in the second half. Unfortunately, for the Buccaneers; Alabama’s second team is probably the second best team in the SEC. Give me a “B”, Give me a “L”, Give me a “O”, Give me a “W”, Give me another “O”, Give me a “U”, Give me a “T”; what’s it’s spell???....blow out...What???...Blow Out...LOUDER…BLOW OUT!!!
The Tide rolls and covers 48-7!!!
Mississippi State Bulldogs (4pt DOG) @ Arkansas Razorbacks....
The receivers are so skinny at Mississippi State if they wear dreadlocks they have to hide from the janitor when he starts mopping!!! At this time of year, teams are either rising, falling or sitting stagnant and this Arkansas team is definitely on the rise. The Bulldogs obvious lack of depth on the offensive line due to injury and/or inexperience was abundantly clear last weekend against Alabama. The task this weekend doesn’t get any easier for the Bulldogs defense or Mr. Prescott because Arkansas is basically, Alabama Lite!!! Arkansas is balanced, peaking and hitting on all cylinders!!! With the way they’re playing right now; the only team in the SEC that’s probably capable of beating the Hawgs is; Alabama!!!.....Razorbacks win and cover 35-28!!!
Georgia Southern Eagles (13.5pt DOG) @ Georgia Bulldogs....
The receivers are so skinny at Georgia Southern that they got Ethiopians sending them food aid!!!
If Coach Richt expects to get to 9 wins this season with a chance to win his 10th in a bowl game; he’s going to have to earn it the old fashion way!!! The Eagles use to be a “Gimme Game”; but not this year!
Georgia Southern was supposed to be the wishbone prep game before the Bulldogs faced the Yellow Jackets of Georgia Tech!!! But the offense at Georgia Southern has shifted from a true wishbone to more of a “pistol-spread” attack under new coach Willie Fritz which will be a new look and a new challenge for the Dawgs!!! Georgia showed some life last weekend by going to Auburn and snatching a win from the Tigers at Jordan-Hare. I think that win will carry them in this game. The Dawgs will struggle early in this game to stop the Eagles; but they eventually settle down and start playing disciple football…Dawgs win and cover 31-14!!!
Tennessee Volunteers (7pt FAV) @ Missouri Tigers....
The receivers are so skinny at Missouri that they use Chapstick for deodorant!!!
The BIG question in this game; will the inspirational win over BYU carry over for the Tigers this week??? If the Missouri Tigers can pull off the upset against Tennessee; they will have become bowl eligible in all three years since their inception into the SEC. So, can the Tigers beat the Vols??? The short answer-NO!!!.....The long answer NOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Volunteers win and cover 20-10!!!
Texas A&M Aggies (6.5pt FAV) @ Vanderbilt Commodores....
The receivers are so skinny at Vanderbilt that they got panamas with only one stripe on them!!!
The defense at Vandy is Dandy but the offense at Vandy is Candys!!! The defense is capable of holding their opponents to 10pts, but with this Commodores offense; that might not be enough!!! The good news for the Aggies is; the Aggies got QB Kyle Allen back on the field last week and he was 6 for 6 for 88yards and a TD!!! He’s back and he appears to be healthy. That’s huge for this Aggies “O”. The ‘Dores appears to have found new life on offense with freshman QB Kyle Shurmur but this week he’ll have to perform with DE Myles Garrett “All up in his GRILL”!!!.......................Aggies win and cover 27-17!!!
Charlotte 49ers (24pt DOG) @ Kentucky Wildcats....
The receivers are so skinny at Charlotte that the numbers on their jerseys touch!!!
Anytime you get a chance to play a team that’s giving up 35pts a game on average; it’s probably going to be a good day at the ole ball field. Charlotte is on an 8 game losing streak and this week will make 9!!! The Wildcats desperately need two more wins to become bowl eligible. Their last bowl appearance was back in 2010! This game should set them up for an “All the Marbles-Bowl Eligible” finale against instate rivalry Louisville. The “Low-down” before the “Show-down”!!!....Wildcats win and cover 38-13!!!
End of Week Twelve
JIMBO's FREE SEC COLLEGE FOOTBALL PICKS
"With advice this bad, you have to give it away!!!"
**************Results after Week Eleven**************
****Week Eleven Results****
Winners 4 out of 8 Picked (Straight up) 50%
Winners 2 out of 8 Picked (Against the Spread) 25%
****YTD Results****
Winners 73 out of 92 Picked (Straight up) 79.35%
Winners 47 out of 90 Picked (Against the Spread) 52.22%
Mr. Jimbo
