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JIMBO's FREE SEC COLLEGE FOOTBALL PICKS - SEC 2014 - Week Five

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Week Five - Saturday - SEC-2014




Tennessee Volunteers (17pt DOG) @ #12 Georgia Bulldogs….
GURLEY!!!,,,,,,,Flashin' his PEARLYS!!!!,,,,,,,,as he runs pass them SHIRLEYS!!!,,,,,, from Tennessee!!!
GURLEY!!!,,,,,, Getting' all SQUIRRELLY!!!,,,,as he "zig-zags" as he flees….
GURLEY!!!,,,,,,,Be lookin' all BLURRY!!!,,,,,,,as he HURRYS!!!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,past Tennessee!!!
GURLEY!!!,,,,,,,Feelin' all BURLY!!!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,as he knocks you to your knees…..
Tennessee is getting better each week, just not this week!!!.....Dawgs win but do not cover 38-24!!!




Vanderbilt Commodores (17pt DOG) @ Kentucky Wildcats…
2014 "Bottom Feeder" Classic!!!..........Kentucky puts its title "On the Line" this Saturday afternoon for "The Best Worst Team in the SEC"…………Vanderbilt is doing all it can to win this prestigious award by "Stinking it Up" so far this season!!!.......CAN SOMEBOBY??? Please somebody; please light a match in Nashville, PLEASssssE!!!!........Then there's Kentucky!!!!........Yup,,,,Kentucky!!! Poor ole Cane-Tucky!!! They're doing so good; I hate to even tell them they're getting ready to lose 8 in a row!!!...Well, at least I don't have to break the bad news to them this weekend!!!!....The Wildcats will rise up (kinda like cream on crap) to win this game!!!.....So, Kentucky Fans, "ENJOY"!!!It's going to be a while after this one!!! Wildcats win and cover 38-20!!!




Arkansas Razorbacks (9pt DOG) @ #6 Texas A&M Aggies….
This week's game in College Station will be - The Clash of the DASH vs. SMASH!!!!
These two polar opposite offenses will be fatally attracted to each other this coming Saturday in a clash of opposing offensive styles. These two teams are going to lock up faster than the "negative side" meeting the "positive side" of a magnet-----CLANK!!!.....Aggies QB Kenny Hill wants to turn this game into an international track meet by firing off his starting gun (aka NFL ARM). Once his gun fires; it will immediately unleash a team of track-star wide receivers!!!! And by the way, their specialty; the 100yard "DASH" for a touchdown event!!!......Arkansas on the other hand wants to play "Keep Away" and "Kill the Man with the Ball"………..The Hawgs want to beat you up physically with their run game and with two "hulking" players by the name of RB Alex Collins and RB Jonathan Williams; I don't see that game plan changing for this Saturday!.....HULK SMASH!!!....The Aggies offense won't be denied this weekend but I do think the Aggies defense has improved enough this year to "Slow the Roll" on Arkansas's offense!!! Aggies win and cover 45-31!!!




Louisiana Tech Bulldogs (32pt DOG) @ #5 Auburn Tigers….
Nick Marshall is getting a lot of blame for last week performance against Kansas State; but before we "sit him out on the curb" lets don't forget they had to travel to Kansas to play this game on a short week (Thursday night)Plus, Kansas State was and still is nationally ranked in the top 25. Basically, what I'm saying is K-State's performance had a lot to do with Nick Marshall's performance. Everyone on the Plains should feel better about their football team after this weekend. LA-Tech ain't gonna "Come In-Roll Over" and let the Tiger's defense scratch their bellies!!!!....Oh no, LA-Tech has got a pretty good QB in Cody Sokol. He's on pace for a 3,000 yard passing year. But, this game is all about them big ole boys on the line of scrimmage.The Bulldogs will be in "3rd and long" day! Tigers win and cover 52-17!!!




Missouri Tigers (5.5pt DOG) @ #13 South Carolina Gamecocks….
ESPN---We're comin' to your city!!!
We got the Tigers of Mizzou,
Cooking up some Gamecock stew!!! YEAH!
They got game!....Yeah, that got game!!!
Then we got the Cocks of Carolina,
Serving Tiger meat at the diner!!! YEAH!
They got game!...Yeah, that got game!!!
With Chris, Lee Desmond and Kirk,
Stompin' on footballs "Makin'Um" hurt!!!
Gamecocks fightin' them Tigers isn't going be pretty, But one thing's for sure……
We're comin' to your city!!!
If you want a little ying in your ying yang,
If you want a little zing in your zing zang,
If you want a little ting in your ting tang come along,
Yea,,,we're comin' to your city!!!!!....................lolllll
Ok, that's my best ESPN College Game Day Show Intro!!!.....If you hate defense you, you absolutely love this game!!! QB Dylan Thompson vs. QB Maty Mauk……RB Mike Davis vs. RB Russell Hansbrough and of course, WR Nick Jones vs. WR Bud Sasser!…….Classic "Gunfighter" game. Last one with the ball wins!!!
Gamecocks win but do not cover 38-35!!!




Memphis Tigers (21pt DOG) @ #10 Ole Miss Rebels….
When Coach Hugh Freeze sends Big Bo Wallace out to the 50 yard line for the coin toss this week:
6'4" 217lbs QB Bo Wallace boldly walks to center field at Vaught-Hemmingway to stare down the opposing team's QB; he walks over and begins to stare down on Memphis Tiger's QB Paxton Lynch. As he's staring he notices that he's looking not at the other QB's eyes but his belly button. Paxton Lynch taps Bo on the head and says "Hey, up here shorty!!!"……….…loll………...Bo's a big boy but Paxton Lynch is 6'7" 230lbs and can "Run & Throw" the rock!!!..........................Did I mention he's only a puppy??? Yup, he's a sophomore out of Deltona, FL and was a 2,000+ yards passer last year as a freshman. And, he's better this year!!!...Memphis played nationally ranked #11 UCLA down to the wire two weeks ago at UCLA!!! OK, let's be honest!!! That UCLA team that Memphis played is more "Over-Rated" than a Joan River's Plastic Surgery team!!!......Ohhhhhh, my bad!!!…too soon??? To the "Rebel Faithful", no way is this game in doubt, but I do have doubts about the secondary shutting out this Tiger's offense!!!!....Plus, Memphis has a history of being a thorn in the side of Ole Miss!!!....The Rebels start slow, due to the off week, but finish fast!!!........Rebels win but do not cover 42-24!!!




New Mexico State Aggies (43pt DOG) @ #17 LSU Tigers….
Looks like Les Miles last week went from being "The Mad Hatter" to being -Sad & Madder- this week!!! "Less" Miles may end up beating Miss State after all. After last week's stomping, he accused Bulldog center Dillon Day of stomping his players during the game last Saturday night in Baton Rouge. Dillon Day had two incidents involving two different plays where LSU players were hurt after being stepped on by Dillon Day, supposedly on purpose. Coach Miles forwarded the film and his concerns to the SEC. Well, the SEC didn't waste any time passing judgment. They suspended Dillon Day for one game. Coach Mullen and Dillon Day both disagreed with the SEC's one game suspension decision but have no plans of appealing. Losing your starting Center is probably next to losing your starting QB……This very well may be the difference in winning or losing when the Bulldogs face Texas A&M in two weeks………(TBD) As far as this week's game goes with LSU; The last time New Mexico State's Head Football Coach, Doug Martin, really enjoyed the success of scoring was back in his 3rd grade class when he hooked up with a one-eye fat girl named "Juice Lucy"!!!....Aggie's Coach, Doug Martin, has a career coaching record of 33-65!!! OUCH!!!......(NOT GOOD)......The Tigers rebound this week with some "Tiger Bait" from New Mexico!!! Bayou Bangles win but do not cover 55-14!!!




End of Week Five


JIMBO's FREE SEC COLLEGE FOOTBALL PICKS
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**************Results after Week Four**************

****Week Four Results****


Picked 06 winners out of 08 games (Straight up) 75.00%

Picked 06 winners out of 08 games (Against the Spread) 75.00%
****YTD Results****
Picked 37 winners out of 42 games (Straight up) 88.00%
Picked 22 winners out of 41 games (Against the Spread) 54.00%

This post was edited on 9/25 10:03 PM by Doggystyle35
 
JIMBO's FREE SEC COLLEGE FOOTBALL PICKS
"With advice this bad, you have to give it away!!!"

**************Results after Week Five**************

****Week Five Results****
Picked 06 winners out of 07 games (Straight up) 85.71%
Picked 02 winners out of 06 games (Against the Spread) 33.33%
NOTE: (7th game - Against the Spread - PUSHED)
****YTD Results****
Picked 43 winners out of 49 games (Straight up) 87.76%
Picked 24 winners out of 47 games (Against the Spread) 51.06%
 
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