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Week Four - Thursday - SEC-2014
#5 Auburn Tigers (9.5pt FAV) @ #20 Kansas State Wildcats .
If watching two cats fighting on a tree limb makes you nervous then you better bring your finger nails Thursday night because this game going to turn into a real nail biter!!!.....Nick Marshall (aka Cam Newton Lite) hasn't put up the impressive numbers that we expected him to do thus far this year nor does he need to when his team is beating the opponent by an average of 5 TD per game. That's great news for Auburns fans----Nick doesn't have to do it all!!! In fact, that's what you saw last year; a team playing as a team!!!...Looks like the winning formula is back with this 2014 team!!! .The only question I have about this particular team is their performance on the road!!!.....They were very lucky to have had 8 home games last year and start this year off with two in a row!!! ..But, this game is being played in "The Little Apple"------------Manhattan, KS!!!!........For Auburn fans this Kansas State Wildcat team is just like looking into a "Cam Newton" mirror. K-State's QB, Jake Waters, went a similar route as Cam Newton by winning a JUCO National Champion before coming to K-State ...He actually broke some Cam's records in the process. Remember this guy turned down Penn State, so he's pretty dang good!!! Auburn struggled on the road last year and lost it's 1st road game to LSU and should have lost to Texas A&M. I want to call for the upset in this game but I just can't bring myself do it with Gus Malzahn in the driver's seat and two weeks to prepare!!!................Tigers win but do not cover 38-33!!!
Week Four - Saturday - SEC-2014
Troy Trojans (40pt DOG) @ #13 Georgia Bulldogs .
Run, Run, Run your back,
Gently down the hill.
Gurley, Gurley, Gurley, Gurley,
Scoring is a thrill!!!
Georgia's Mike Bobo has been nominated as the offensive coordinator of the year by SOUTH CAROLINA!Coach Richt, be honest, when it was 1st and goal at the 4 yard line and Coach Boo-Boo dialed up that pass play with your Heisman favorite standing in the back field with his hands in his pockets; did I hear you say FFFFFFFUDGE???.....Yeah, that was sweet, just like fudge!!!!....lollll .That folks was a classic case of "Getting too Fancy for your Nancy" Last note to the Georgia coaches: Just because everyone knows Todd Gurley is getting the football doesn't mean they can do anything about it. (Just ask Arkansas's Coach Brett Bielema if you don't believe me) ..As far as this Troy game goes; I expect UGA, the Bulldog, to be dry humping the mascot T-Roy's leg all day!!!!....Good thing is Troy are the Trojans. That may come in handy for them later on that day!!!....Dawgs win and cover 56-14!!!
#6 Texas A&M Aggies (32.5pt FAV) @ SMU Mustangs .
Johnny Football was "MONEY" for A&M last year; and it appears this year, that Kenny has "PLENTY"!!! Kenny Hill surpassed 1,000 yards passing in his 1st three colligate games which is more yards than Johnny Manziel threw for in his 1st three games of last year. Ok, Johnny had to sit out the entire 1st half of the 1st game because of "Autograph-GATE"!!!......But still, Hill is for real!!!.....Kenny Hill might not have the wheels Johnny Football had but he definitely has the arm and might be a tad more accurate!!! You think Texas A&M was bored last weekend playing Rice???.....Wait 'til this Saturday in Dallas when they take on the "COACH-LESS" Mustangs!!! After starting 0-2 Mustang's Coach, June Jones, went "Snagglepuss" on the Athletic Dept!!!...........EXIT, STAGE LEFT!!!....Kind of feels like "Death Penalty 2" for SMU!!!!....Aggies win and cover 52-13!!!
Florida Gators (15pt DOG) @ #3 Alabama Crimson Tide .
Ever wonder why you never see Chuck Norris and Coach Nick Saban (aka Dick Satan) at the same place at the same time???..........When the Police in Alabama pull over Coach Dick Satan, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it!!!..........According to legend (or some BS I just made up) a reporter the other day asked Dick Satan if he knew who Florida's head football coach was ..and he said "NO!!!!" The reporter, in turn, said "It's Will Muschamp" to which Dick Satan replied "NO, I never heard of her!"........Ouchhhhhhhhh!!!........You feelin' me Gator Nation? You hear me Hill-Billy Swamp People??? Coach Satan is about to get Medieval "up-on" yo ass!!!......He just needs to find where he left his blow torch and players from last year!!!!...lolll .What we found out last week was, Kentucky is under-rated, Florida is over-rated and Alabama is un-rated!!! Meaning, we know they're good; we just don't know if they're National Championship good because they haven't played an SEC opponent this year!!! We do know that Bama's QB Blake Sims can move the ball in "HUGE" chunks and a "HUGE" reason is WR Amari Cooper!!! .Florida on the hand has the Demarcus Robinson/ Jeff Driskel combo not just working pretty good but very good!!! Florida did not seem prepared against Kentucky much less be in a fight with them. I think Florida thought they would just show up and Kentucky would just hand over the "W" and hop their butts back on the Wildcat bus and head back to Kentucky!!!! Well, this week, they know they're in for a fight!!!....And the Gator defense shows up big this weekend!...BUT, so does Alabama defense!!!...The Tide ROLLS but does not cover 31-21!!!
Indiana Hoosiers (13.5pt DOG) @ #18 Missouri Tigers .
"Hoosier" daddy?.............That would be big daddy ZOU!!! That's right Indiana fans; Mizzou is your daddy this weekend!!! Gary Pinkel's football team is fo' real!!! Mizzou QB, Maty Mauk, has already thrown for 12 TD passes in just three games and he keeps getting better every week ..Plus, the Tiger defense has only given up 3pts in the 4th quarter in 3 games!!!..... I really don't see a drop in the talent level from last year's team to this year's team despite 4 key losses. So, where do you go to see Tigers? Normally at the ZOU! Well, it won't surprise me if we ended up seeing these Tigers at the Zoo in Atlanta-------playing for a SEC title!!! I'm riding this horse until it dies!!!...........Go MIZ-ZOU!!!.........Tigers win and cover 42-24!!!
Northern Illinois Huskies (13.5pt DOG) @ Arkansas Razorbacks .
Just like the "Girls Gone Wild" video likes to feature young spring breakers showing off their TUSH!!!......
In the "Hawgs Gone Wild" video; they feature young running backs showing off their TUSK!!!.......
And boy, do they! Sophomore RB, Alex Collins, light it up with 212 yards and 2 TDs last weekend while Junior RB, Jonathan Williams, ran for 145 yards and 4 TDs. The Hawgs had over 400yards rushing and 7 TDs. But, the stat that impressed me the most was; 68 rushes!!!......Basically, Coach Bret Bielema telegraphed a message to entire stadium in Lubbock, TX last weekend; HEY, I'M RUNNING THE FOOTBALL, STOP ME IF YOU CAN!!!...Well, they couldn't! Expect a lot more Rootin' and Snortin' this weekend! Hawgs win and cover 45-27!!!
Mississippi State Bulldogs (10pt DOG) @ #8 LSU Tigers .
Normally when I hear the expression "Fighting like cats and dogs"; I feel good about the dog's chances on winning the fight But when the cat weights over 550lbs it changes the odds a bit!!!! On the other hand, if you have 50+ Bulldogs attacking a 550lb Tiger; the odds flip back to the dogs!!! MSU's tattooed center Dillon Day has been a starter for the past 4yrs at Miss State and according to the internet he also drives a Lamborghini and moonlights as a porn star .lolllll .Nicccccccce!!! (Thank you, Al Gore, for inventing the internet!!!) Then you have Dak Prescott, a true dark-horse Heisman, who just keeps re-writing the record books each weekend!!! ..And then you have RB Josh Robinson, The Bowling Ball. With every tackle he breaks, he just seems to re-earn his nickname over and over again!!! So, what's all these players have in common besides they all play on Miss State's offense??? They were all from the great state of Louisiana and all downplayed or rejected by LSU when they were recruited (if recruited at all). The Bulldogs actually have 8 to 10 players on this team that are from Louisiana. Dak Prescott was offered a scholarship by LSU as a QB/Athlete (aka defensive player). Basically, Coach "Less" Miles had no intentions of playing Dak at QB and Dak saw thru the BS and this is why he came to Mississippi State!!! Coach Mullen's promised to let Dak compete for the QB at MSU and that's has paid huge dividends for both the program and Dak Prescott!!! .Believe me, these LA boys and the rest of the MSU football team will have a chip on their shoulder when they arrive in Baton Rouge this weekend!!!----------along with every MSU fan on the planet!!! LSU has owned MSU over the past 20yrs and has only lost once to the puppies in that 20year stretch. Currently, it stands at 14 in a row!!! Last year, this game was a one possession game going into the 4th quarter before the wheels fell off the train If this game was being played in Starkville I would call for the upset But, this year, it all comes down to a field goal and home field advantage. Unfortunately for the Bulldogs, the same kickers that missed two and almost missed three extra points in the UAB game are the same kickers kicking in this game .................Plus, this game is being played at "Death Valley" in Baton Rouge on a Saturday night!!!! Bayou Bengals win but do not cover 38-35!!!
#14 South Carolina Gamecocks (22.5pt FAV) @ Vanderbilt Commodores .
I'm pretty sure ole Cocky woke up this past Sunday morning felling a little cocky!!! He started off with his morning call------- "cock-a-doodle-doo, my gamecocks came through" .and then he kick down the henhouse door and said who's next??? After taking care of business at home he continued strutting down the street until he found the nearest Triple Red Dot. As he walks into a liquor store to pick up a pack of Marlboro Reds he notices an old dog lying on the floor chewing on his bone. He leans over and whispers into the dog's ear and says----"Hey, every dog has his day, today aint it!!!" and then slaps his bone right out of his mouth and walks out the door .lollll You know how I know everyone in Columbia is back in love with Steve Spurrier??? Because left-shoulder Steve Spurrier tattoos jumped from 25.00 last week to 250.00 this week!!!!!!! Now, for the Vandy game; Vanderbilt is awful this year!!! Offense, defense, special teams and especially coaching!!! Their football team was obviously spiraling out of control until last week's win. With Coach James Franklin leaving the program to take over at Penn State, Vanderbilt will struggle to win 3 non-conf games this year. Hopefully they can savage some respect by playing hard this week but winning an SEC game this year is out of the question!!!!Gamecocks, you probably didn't sober up until Wednesday night plus this is your first road test. I expect a sluggish Gamecock team showing up to take on a desperate Commodores team. The Gamecocks on paper should "cover the spread" but for some strange reason the Commodores always seem to give the Gamecocks more than what they bargained for!!! Vandy has finally settled on QB Patton Robinette as their starter so this team will definitely have a different mindset and a much better game plan going into this game Defensively for the Gamecocks, the secondary is the "Achilles Heel" of this football team so I fully expect the Gamecock secondary to get tested early and often by Vanderbilt!!! .Offensively, other than starting slow, the Gamecock offense will continue to pound their opponents with their big Double Ds!!! (Dylan and Davis).....Cocks win but do not cover 38-20!!!
End of Week Four
"With advice this bad, you have to give it away!!!"
Week Four - Thursday - SEC-2014
#5 Auburn Tigers (9.5pt FAV) @ #20 Kansas State Wildcats .
If watching two cats fighting on a tree limb makes you nervous then you better bring your finger nails Thursday night because this game going to turn into a real nail biter!!!.....Nick Marshall (aka Cam Newton Lite) hasn't put up the impressive numbers that we expected him to do thus far this year nor does he need to when his team is beating the opponent by an average of 5 TD per game. That's great news for Auburns fans----Nick doesn't have to do it all!!! In fact, that's what you saw last year; a team playing as a team!!!...Looks like the winning formula is back with this 2014 team!!! .The only question I have about this particular team is their performance on the road!!!.....They were very lucky to have had 8 home games last year and start this year off with two in a row!!! ..But, this game is being played in "The Little Apple"------------Manhattan, KS!!!!........For Auburn fans this Kansas State Wildcat team is just like looking into a "Cam Newton" mirror. K-State's QB, Jake Waters, went a similar route as Cam Newton by winning a JUCO National Champion before coming to K-State ...He actually broke some Cam's records in the process. Remember this guy turned down Penn State, so he's pretty dang good!!! Auburn struggled on the road last year and lost it's 1st road game to LSU and should have lost to Texas A&M. I want to call for the upset in this game but I just can't bring myself do it with Gus Malzahn in the driver's seat and two weeks to prepare!!!................Tigers win but do not cover 38-33!!!
Week Four - Saturday - SEC-2014
Troy Trojans (40pt DOG) @ #13 Georgia Bulldogs .
Run, Run, Run your back,
Gently down the hill.
Gurley, Gurley, Gurley, Gurley,
Scoring is a thrill!!!
Georgia's Mike Bobo has been nominated as the offensive coordinator of the year by SOUTH CAROLINA!Coach Richt, be honest, when it was 1st and goal at the 4 yard line and Coach Boo-Boo dialed up that pass play with your Heisman favorite standing in the back field with his hands in his pockets; did I hear you say FFFFFFFUDGE???.....Yeah, that was sweet, just like fudge!!!!....lollll .That folks was a classic case of "Getting too Fancy for your Nancy" Last note to the Georgia coaches: Just because everyone knows Todd Gurley is getting the football doesn't mean they can do anything about it. (Just ask Arkansas's Coach Brett Bielema if you don't believe me) ..As far as this Troy game goes; I expect UGA, the Bulldog, to be dry humping the mascot T-Roy's leg all day!!!!....Good thing is Troy are the Trojans. That may come in handy for them later on that day!!!....Dawgs win and cover 56-14!!!
#6 Texas A&M Aggies (32.5pt FAV) @ SMU Mustangs .
Johnny Football was "MONEY" for A&M last year; and it appears this year, that Kenny has "PLENTY"!!! Kenny Hill surpassed 1,000 yards passing in his 1st three colligate games which is more yards than Johnny Manziel threw for in his 1st three games of last year. Ok, Johnny had to sit out the entire 1st half of the 1st game because of "Autograph-GATE"!!!......But still, Hill is for real!!!.....Kenny Hill might not have the wheels Johnny Football had but he definitely has the arm and might be a tad more accurate!!! You think Texas A&M was bored last weekend playing Rice???.....Wait 'til this Saturday in Dallas when they take on the "COACH-LESS" Mustangs!!! After starting 0-2 Mustang's Coach, June Jones, went "Snagglepuss" on the Athletic Dept!!!...........EXIT, STAGE LEFT!!!....Kind of feels like "Death Penalty 2" for SMU!!!!....Aggies win and cover 52-13!!!
Florida Gators (15pt DOG) @ #3 Alabama Crimson Tide .
Ever wonder why you never see Chuck Norris and Coach Nick Saban (aka Dick Satan) at the same place at the same time???..........When the Police in Alabama pull over Coach Dick Satan, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it!!!..........According to legend (or some BS I just made up) a reporter the other day asked Dick Satan if he knew who Florida's head football coach was ..and he said "NO!!!!" The reporter, in turn, said "It's Will Muschamp" to which Dick Satan replied "NO, I never heard of her!"........Ouchhhhhhhhh!!!........You feelin' me Gator Nation? You hear me Hill-Billy Swamp People??? Coach Satan is about to get Medieval "up-on" yo ass!!!......He just needs to find where he left his blow torch and players from last year!!!!...lolll .What we found out last week was, Kentucky is under-rated, Florida is over-rated and Alabama is un-rated!!! Meaning, we know they're good; we just don't know if they're National Championship good because they haven't played an SEC opponent this year!!! We do know that Bama's QB Blake Sims can move the ball in "HUGE" chunks and a "HUGE" reason is WR Amari Cooper!!! .Florida on the hand has the Demarcus Robinson/ Jeff Driskel combo not just working pretty good but very good!!! Florida did not seem prepared against Kentucky much less be in a fight with them. I think Florida thought they would just show up and Kentucky would just hand over the "W" and hop their butts back on the Wildcat bus and head back to Kentucky!!!! Well, this week, they know they're in for a fight!!!....And the Gator defense shows up big this weekend!...BUT, so does Alabama defense!!!...The Tide ROLLS but does not cover 31-21!!!
Indiana Hoosiers (13.5pt DOG) @ #18 Missouri Tigers .
"Hoosier" daddy?.............That would be big daddy ZOU!!! That's right Indiana fans; Mizzou is your daddy this weekend!!! Gary Pinkel's football team is fo' real!!! Mizzou QB, Maty Mauk, has already thrown for 12 TD passes in just three games and he keeps getting better every week ..Plus, the Tiger defense has only given up 3pts in the 4th quarter in 3 games!!!..... I really don't see a drop in the talent level from last year's team to this year's team despite 4 key losses. So, where do you go to see Tigers? Normally at the ZOU! Well, it won't surprise me if we ended up seeing these Tigers at the Zoo in Atlanta-------playing for a SEC title!!! I'm riding this horse until it dies!!!...........Go MIZ-ZOU!!!.........Tigers win and cover 42-24!!!
Northern Illinois Huskies (13.5pt DOG) @ Arkansas Razorbacks .
Just like the "Girls Gone Wild" video likes to feature young spring breakers showing off their TUSH!!!......
In the "Hawgs Gone Wild" video; they feature young running backs showing off their TUSK!!!.......
And boy, do they! Sophomore RB, Alex Collins, light it up with 212 yards and 2 TDs last weekend while Junior RB, Jonathan Williams, ran for 145 yards and 4 TDs. The Hawgs had over 400yards rushing and 7 TDs. But, the stat that impressed me the most was; 68 rushes!!!......Basically, Coach Bret Bielema telegraphed a message to entire stadium in Lubbock, TX last weekend; HEY, I'M RUNNING THE FOOTBALL, STOP ME IF YOU CAN!!!...Well, they couldn't! Expect a lot more Rootin' and Snortin' this weekend! Hawgs win and cover 45-27!!!
Mississippi State Bulldogs (10pt DOG) @ #8 LSU Tigers .
Normally when I hear the expression "Fighting like cats and dogs"; I feel good about the dog's chances on winning the fight But when the cat weights over 550lbs it changes the odds a bit!!!! On the other hand, if you have 50+ Bulldogs attacking a 550lb Tiger; the odds flip back to the dogs!!! MSU's tattooed center Dillon Day has been a starter for the past 4yrs at Miss State and according to the internet he also drives a Lamborghini and moonlights as a porn star .lolllll .Nicccccccce!!! (Thank you, Al Gore, for inventing the internet!!!) Then you have Dak Prescott, a true dark-horse Heisman, who just keeps re-writing the record books each weekend!!! ..And then you have RB Josh Robinson, The Bowling Ball. With every tackle he breaks, he just seems to re-earn his nickname over and over again!!! So, what's all these players have in common besides they all play on Miss State's offense??? They were all from the great state of Louisiana and all downplayed or rejected by LSU when they were recruited (if recruited at all). The Bulldogs actually have 8 to 10 players on this team that are from Louisiana. Dak Prescott was offered a scholarship by LSU as a QB/Athlete (aka defensive player). Basically, Coach "Less" Miles had no intentions of playing Dak at QB and Dak saw thru the BS and this is why he came to Mississippi State!!! Coach Mullen's promised to let Dak compete for the QB at MSU and that's has paid huge dividends for both the program and Dak Prescott!!! .Believe me, these LA boys and the rest of the MSU football team will have a chip on their shoulder when they arrive in Baton Rouge this weekend!!!----------along with every MSU fan on the planet!!! LSU has owned MSU over the past 20yrs and has only lost once to the puppies in that 20year stretch. Currently, it stands at 14 in a row!!! Last year, this game was a one possession game going into the 4th quarter before the wheels fell off the train If this game was being played in Starkville I would call for the upset But, this year, it all comes down to a field goal and home field advantage. Unfortunately for the Bulldogs, the same kickers that missed two and almost missed three extra points in the UAB game are the same kickers kicking in this game .................Plus, this game is being played at "Death Valley" in Baton Rouge on a Saturday night!!!! Bayou Bengals win but do not cover 38-35!!!
#14 South Carolina Gamecocks (22.5pt FAV) @ Vanderbilt Commodores .
I'm pretty sure ole Cocky woke up this past Sunday morning felling a little cocky!!! He started off with his morning call------- "cock-a-doodle-doo, my gamecocks came through" .and then he kick down the henhouse door and said who's next??? After taking care of business at home he continued strutting down the street until he found the nearest Triple Red Dot. As he walks into a liquor store to pick up a pack of Marlboro Reds he notices an old dog lying on the floor chewing on his bone. He leans over and whispers into the dog's ear and says----"Hey, every dog has his day, today aint it!!!" and then slaps his bone right out of his mouth and walks out the door .lollll You know how I know everyone in Columbia is back in love with Steve Spurrier??? Because left-shoulder Steve Spurrier tattoos jumped from 25.00 last week to 250.00 this week!!!!!!! Now, for the Vandy game; Vanderbilt is awful this year!!! Offense, defense, special teams and especially coaching!!! Their football team was obviously spiraling out of control until last week's win. With Coach James Franklin leaving the program to take over at Penn State, Vanderbilt will struggle to win 3 non-conf games this year. Hopefully they can savage some respect by playing hard this week but winning an SEC game this year is out of the question!!!!Gamecocks, you probably didn't sober up until Wednesday night plus this is your first road test. I expect a sluggish Gamecock team showing up to take on a desperate Commodores team. The Gamecocks on paper should "cover the spread" but for some strange reason the Commodores always seem to give the Gamecocks more than what they bargained for!!! Vandy has finally settled on QB Patton Robinette as their starter so this team will definitely have a different mindset and a much better game plan going into this game Defensively for the Gamecocks, the secondary is the "Achilles Heel" of this football team so I fully expect the Gamecock secondary to get tested early and often by Vanderbilt!!! .Offensively, other than starting slow, the Gamecock offense will continue to pound their opponents with their big Double Ds!!! (Dylan and Davis).....Cocks win but do not cover 38-20!!!
End of Week Four
